Never Google “Blue tit”, even when you are looking for the bird it doesn’t end well.

In today’s show we have a tribute to the Asari, everyone’s favourite squid headed blue psychic sex murderers as Mass Effect 3 introduces “Galactic Readiness System” (a name almost impossible to either like or take seriously). Mass Effect fans also now have the ability to play as the strangely fetish/sex crazed aliens, so you can now go around killing almost everyone in ME3 as a blue alien wearing extremely tight fitting space clothes… are you happy now?

The October 13 edition of In 5 Minutes includes:

  • You can now play Mass Effect with